This will never get old

swanypants:

(Source: istitchyoubitch)

justdoitcauseyoulikeit:

(Source: coffinspire182x)

sweetpinoyprincess:

The fucker didn’t tell me that when I had him.

(Source: thisshipissinkingtonight)

When people like their own facebook status/picture

mara-ju-wanna:

That’s like high fiving yourself

CRYSTAL CHANDLER!!!

lol i still love you though.

Whenever your parents tell you they wanna talk to you about something…

blutoniumbonk:

What did I do in the last 24 hours?

or what did they find?

Did I forget to clear my internet history?

THEY FOUND MY TUMBLR.

Was I not private Browsing?

^^^ all of that.

When a small child says “I was there first”

BITCH, I WAS BORN FIRST

(Source: justinwithasideofonedirection)

When you are trying to eat better and your mom brings you McDonald’s

More LOLs here.